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say what?
wanna hang out?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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