I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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