Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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