I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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