I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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