Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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