Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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