SEEEEXXX PLEASE
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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