Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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