The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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