You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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