That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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