her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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