No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I didn't notice because vodka
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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