why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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