the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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