jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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