They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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