Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We had sex on a dog bed..
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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