apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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