I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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