The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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