Cold hands, warm shart.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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