she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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