So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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