you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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