Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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