She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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