Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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