I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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