all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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