suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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