so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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