Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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