Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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