Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
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I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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