I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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