I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
