I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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