wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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