And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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