I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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