I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
she pinky promised me she was 18
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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