The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
There's always time for handjobs
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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