Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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