i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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