I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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