also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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