Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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