Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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