He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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