Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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