it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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