Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.