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• (925): View more from California

  it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face

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• (516): View more from New York

  We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna

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• (805): View more from California

  Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos

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• (585): View more from New York

  How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia

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