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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  and you were wondering how she got into Harvard

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.

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