oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb