Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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