just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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