Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
