guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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